Religion And Mythology Buff Pillows

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Recalculating route..."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds