Religion And Mythology Buff Mugs

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.