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A big snake swallows Saint Patrick

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Toadstools

Bacchus.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."