Rock And Religion Enthusiast Gifts

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Mark Knopfler.

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Ringo Starr