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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'