Travel Trivia Buff Gifts

"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Western Outfitters.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Pamplona Station

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Quick, follow that star

Bird sitting on a wing.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."