'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'
Traffic Trivia Buff Gifts
If traffic trivia is your passion, find unique and humorous gifts that speak to your love of roads, signs, and surprising traffic facts. Whether for yourself or a fellow trivia buff, our collection adds a playful twist to road knowledge.
'It's alright for some - She doesn't have to pay out on petrol and drive for hours looking for somewhere to park!'
'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'
'Did you know that most accidents happen within one mile of your home?'
No parking sign
"I was telling you to stop, not asking for a high five."
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
'It's a slow trap.'
Slow, Men at Work.
'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'
Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.
'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'
Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump
How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!
Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'
Early traffic survey
Snail Crossing.
"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."
"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"
A license plate that reads LIC-PLT
"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."
'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'
'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!
'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'
'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'
I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...
Move to Arizona.
'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'
'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'
'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'
'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'
UFO at the traffic lights...
"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"
Traffic Trivia Buff Gifts Collection
Traffic Trivia Buff Mugs
Explore a range of traffic trivia-inspired mugs that turn your love of roads into daily conversation starters.
Traffic Trivia Buff Pillows
Relax with traffic trivia-themed pillows that add humor and personality to your home decor.
Traffic Trivia Buff Prints
Decorate your walls with traffic trivia prints that blend wit and knowledge for a unique home accent.
Traffic Trivia Buff T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that showcase your traffic trivia enthusiasm—great for wearing your passions with pride.