Transportation Trivia Aficionado Gifts

Early traffic survey

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Ever Given

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"Rowing a ship was a lot easier than flapping airplane wings."

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

Bus Conductor and Portly Lady

Retired Cabbie

Desert Crawler wants Taxi

Metrocab/Retrocab

People of low social status next 4 exits.

'This car doesn't go down the hall, madam.'

Transport Cafe