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Early traffic survey

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Ever Given

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

The Day the Wheel was Invented

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Transport Cafe

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Metrocab/Retrocab

'This car doesn't go down the hall, madam.'

World Exhibition - August 1855 - Ground-plan, section, height and elevation of a Parisian cab

Bus Conductor and Portly Lady

People of low social status next 4 exits.

Retired Cabbie