Traffic Law Buff Gifts

Inexpensive ways to slow speeders....

'Long arm stretch out for left turn.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Look out - speed camera!'

'They mean what they say and they say what they mean.'

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"It's okay if you're not wearing a body camera...I have satellite footage of the entire traffic stop."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'I'll do the talking.'

"You fool! You just went through a strawberry light!"

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

'Not only did you run a red light, you crushed it!'

Traffic police with stop-sticks mistaken for a bed of nails.

'NO EWE TURNS' (BW)

Hand over your license!

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Give Way To Cyclists

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Cone Ranger