Travel Humor Aficionado Gifts

'More DVT vicar?'

"Now they've been vaccinated, we can jab 'em."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

You Find The Colour - We'll Match It!

Tourists on Venice canal see sign on casket company: Merchant Of Death In Venice.

Scene on board a dirty airplane with a white surrender flag waving from the galley.

Not everyone was best pleased with the new relaxed aircraft cabin laws...allowing pets to sit with their owners!

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

On my hols...

"Ignore your SatNav."

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'