Travel Humor Appreciator Gifts

Bag lady at carousel.

Limerick Airport

Nude tourist.

First Class Travel

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

"Oh for goodness' sake just keep driving!"

When there's not much to do.

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"