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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Pamplona Station

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Statue of liberty selfie

Quick, follow that star

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"