Travel Trivia Lover Gifts

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Holiday Luggage

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Traffic Sign

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Early traffic survey

"It's the police they say they would send someone round but they can't find our reservation..."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

At the airport.

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'More DVT vicar?'