Travel Trivia Lover Pillows

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Holiday Luggage

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Traffic Sign

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

At the airport.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Early traffic survey

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

"It's the police they say they would send someone round but they can't find our reservation..."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'More DVT vicar?'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'