Train Trivia Lover Pillows

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Stoke, this is the non-stop Glasgow to London Euston express.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Switchback Playground.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Chattanooga choo choo