Living Abroad Gifts

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

The fate of the emigrant

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Technological Dependence.

Greek A-Z Map,

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The Airport.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Flight Socks.

A London gent abroad

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Travellers

Animal immigration

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.