Considering A Move Gifts

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A DIY disaster.

Why Cows Leave Home

"I just..."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Kensington Fluffies

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'I remember when all this was fields.'