Moving Out Gifts

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'

Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.

'I think my parents expected me to move out ages ago.'

'I know the younger generation are living at home longer these days, but you're not exactly the younger generation anymore son!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

Estate Agent - 'This property comes complete with grown-up children left behind by the vendors.'

Trust

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'You can't just move out and leave me here with your father.'

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

"He plans to move to one of those newly discovered planets capable of supporting life."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"I'm glad junior's finally leaving home, but I will miss the tech support."

'The good news is I'm no longer living with my parents.'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."