Recently Moved Out Gifts

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."