Recently Moved Out Pillows

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Tool Box

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Yardless: Please help

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'