Recently Moved In Together Pillows

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"You've changed."

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Towels

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Layer cake

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A DIY disaster.

Pyjama party

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Bed Seasons

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."