Recently Moved In Together Pillows

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"You've changed."

Tool Box

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

A DIY disaster.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."