Moving In With A Partner Pillows

"Beware of the cat."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."