Just Moved In Together Pillows

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"You've changed."

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

A DIY disaster.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'