Moving In With Partner Pillows

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."