Moving In With A Flatmate Pillows

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Cat Towels

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake

Pyjama party

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Bed Seasons

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."