Moving In With A Flatmate Pillows

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."