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"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"You've changed."

Cat Towels

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Love is when you watch television together.

A DIY disaster.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Bed Seasons

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."