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Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

"You've changed."

Love is when you watch television together.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Layer cake

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A DIY disaster.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pyjama party

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'