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"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Several generations live together in Cuba

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Unconditional Loveseat

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."