Moving In Together (with A Pet) Gifts

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Dog Dreams

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Tool Box

Cat Towels

"You've changed."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A DIY disaster.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Bed Seasons

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Pyjama party

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'