Moving Into New Home With Pets Gifts

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Dreams

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Man's best friends."

Lazy Octopus