Moving Into A New Home With A Pet Gifts

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Dreams

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Man's best friends."