Moving To A New Home With Pets Gifts

"Do you ever feel we are being watched?!"

Dog Dreams

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Tool Box

"Man's best friends."