Moving To A New Home With Pets Mugs

"Do you ever feel we are being watched?!"

Dog Dreams

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Lazy Octopus

Tool Box

Yardless: Please help

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."