Moving To A New Apartment With A Pet Mugs

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog Dreams

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tool Box

Family with pets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Shelter Cat Nap

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.