Moving To A New Apartment With A Pet T-Shirts

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Family with pets.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"I rented out the basement."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."