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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog Dreams

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Family with pets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Shelter Cat Nap

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"I rented out the basement."

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.