Moving To A New Place With A Pet T-Shirts

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Dog Dreams

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Family with pets.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A DIY disaster.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Shelter Cat Nap

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.