Moving To A New Place With A Pet T-Shirts

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Lazy Octopus

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Family with pets.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."