Relocating With Pets T-Shirts

"I think he's lost."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

Pets.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Animal immigration

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Nest building

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"You can pack this back up now."

Dog on a stair-lift.

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."