Relocating With Pets Pillows

"I think he's lost."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

Pets.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Nest building

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"You can pack this back up now."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Dog on a stair-lift.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Dog in the passport photo booth.