Moved To A New Home Pillows

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Doing the borders.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Gardener

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"And this is our media room."