Moving Into A New Home Pillows

Live, laugh, love

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

Family working together

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'No big thing, the builder said the house would do a little settling.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"We're still moving in."

DIY horror.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

Family Home.

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

Spring Cleaning

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

Caveman sees welcome mat saying, 'Wipe Your Knuckles'.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Comfort zone

"You rang?"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Next time, no house warming.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I just can't picture it in our kitchen ..got any sticky notes or magnets and crap we can plaster all over it?'

The quarantine self cut.