Moving Into A New Home Pillows

Live, laugh, love

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Family working together

'No big thing, the builder said the house would do a little settling.'

"We're still moving in."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

DIY horror.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

Family Home.

Spring Cleaning

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Comfort zone

Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

Caveman sees welcome mat saying, 'Wipe Your Knuckles'.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

If it's a really good deal, don't ask why. You don't want to know.

'Next time, no house warming.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"You rang?"

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'I'm your new neighbour, can I borrow a cupful of money, or even your credit card?'