Moving Out For The First Time Gifts

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Paying for Food on Your Phone

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Painting the Ceiling

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Lazy Octopus

"Man's best friends."

Tool Box

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'