Moving Out For The First Time T-Shirts

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Paying for Food on Your Phone

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Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Man's best friends."

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'