Moving Away From Home Pillows

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

Hotel teddy for hire

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'