Home Living Gifts

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Living together, couple in love.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

'Close the door! It's nice and cool in here'

"Been anywhere nice lately?"

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

Home Alone

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Oh hello, dear - I didn't hear you come in.'

"Honey, have you seen my relaxed fit jeans anywhere?"

Please stand by...for view.

"He claims she's frigid. She says he's too stingy to heat the waterbed."

'Edgar, I think there's something wrong with the television!'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

"Is the air conditioner too cold for you, dear?"

Dog Walking Services

Working from home

Quarantine Electricity Consumption

In and Stay the F**k In

Family lockdown day 30

"What do you mean I have cheesy feet?"

"Shut the door! Do you live in a barn or something?!"

"Don't just sit there squealing! Do something!"

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Man woken at night by the sweeps ringing the door bell