Staying Indoors Gifts

Staying in the House

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Saturday will be sunny with gathering clouds of guilt from still not wanting to leave the house. Sunday will be a beautiful couch day with torrential cold rain."

"About that walk ... can you hold it until springtime?"

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

You are here X

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

I just want to stay in and look at some boobs''

'It's going to be s**t all day'

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

"I miss outside."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Good News about winter

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

Electric Blanket.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"There goes our early night."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Outside with that!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."