Staying Indoors Gifts

Staying in the House

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Saturday will be sunny with gathering clouds of guilt from still not wanting to leave the house. Sunday will be a beautiful couch day with torrential cold rain."

"About that walk ... can you hold it until springtime?"

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

You are here X

A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

I just want to stay in and look at some boobs''

'It's going to be s**t all day'

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

"I miss outside."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Good News about winter

Love is when you watch television together.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Electric Blanket.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"There goes our early night."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Outside with that!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Frigid Cold

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"