Staying In Bed Gifts

"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."

'Go away, I'm having a duvet year...'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

Electric Blanket.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"There goes our early night."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Mini Bar

'What if I promise not to look?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Frigid Cold

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'