Staying In Bed Pillows

"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."

'Go away, I'm having a duvet year...'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

Electric Blanket.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"There goes our early night."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Mini Bar

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Frigid Cold

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."