Staying In Pillows

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."

Wine-tasting Tour.

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

"But I don't want to go out!"

"Let's just stay in and contribute to the disappointing weekend box-office."

"There goes our early night."

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll be pleased to know that I'm staying in tonight,my love.

Scenes from a marriage

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Electric Blanket.

Moving in

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

Mini Bar

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."